- Rick=gay, gossip, looks like Odie from Garfield, son of Pam and ?
- Piers= smelly and disgusting ‘Don’t forget the air freshener’
- Pam=boss bag ‘married to Geoff, mother of Rick
- Lesley= drunk, sex mad mother of Mike
- Joan= prude ‘Time for tea’.Roy Cropper style carrier bag.Aunty of Pam.
- Margaret= ‘star’ old, ex- wife of Ken.
- Sonia= good heart, never knows her lines; ex-wife of Ken
- Michelle= young totty, daughter of Tim
- Geoff= lovely old boy, now married to Pam
- Chris=Fiendish aspergers type- the plunge into darkness
- Katie=Climb on your lap/ I’m so cute
- Pauline= too old for the girl parts but doesn’t want to play Mums, ex wife of Geoff
- Tim= ( lechery)has fiendishly ugly wife and 6 kids
- Carlene– mad on boy band, stalker type, bimbo
- Ken= mumbling, never knows his lines, etc, ex husband of Marg & Sonia
- Billie=A superannuated teen , aged 35, recently married
- John= adrenalin junkie
- Mike =Young boy ,good actor but not quick on the uptake, Carlene and Rick after him
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