Edna Black – a eighty nine year old retired school dinner lady. Deaf as a post.
Benedict Brown – a seventy one year old retired army major. A bit stuttery.
Marjorie White – a seventy three year old retired post mistress. Very well spoken.
George Green – a ninety one year old retired traffic warden. A bit cantankerous.
Mildred Fitch – mangeress of the home. A battleaxe to the residents, but nice to
everyone else.( Mid thirties to mid fifities)
Tristan Longbottom – a very camp hairdresser (any age over mid twenties).
Leslie Arbuckle – a health and safety inspector (any age over mid twenties). A bit of a
know it all and a bit camp.
Melvin Burger – an american property developer in his mid forties. Very loud.
Mrs Delaney – an old cook from Dublin.
Edward or Edwina Richmond – An art gallery owner. ( Can be played by male or
Two burglars, can be played as a second part by two of the other actors.( possibly
by the actors playing Tristan and Leslie)
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