JOE WHITE An all round nice guy. Caring, sweet and loyal. Lives with his father until he remarries, doesn’t get on with his stepmother.
Dr DARIA the kind of leader of the dorks, she is the one in control and who they all listen to, she is kind and wants to make sure everyone is ok. She is a Dr and often gets called doc
SUSAN she is always very sleepy, she works long hours as a lab researcher and often looks very tired.
IMOGEN She is always quite embarrassed and shy, very sweet and smiley and almost naive to the real world, works for free in various charity shops
GERTRUDE very moody and always complaining. She does have a good heart but only shows this side on rare occasions, she is a traffic warden and takes life way to seriously
FRANNY is quite thick but in a very sweet and funny way. doesn’t speak much, shows emotion through actions more. is a librarian
PENELOPE constantly happy whatever the situation, sometimes gets on peoples nerves being so happy all the time, works in telephone sales and always speaks so positively about everything
MILDRED sneezes a lot. works in a animal shelter helping the animals but is allergic to them but refuses to leave as she cares so much for them.
URSULA the evil stepmother, the villain of the show. Throughly evil.
TED Joe’s father, kind and simple man, is easily led astray and will agree to anything for a simple life
MAX he is a hit man with a heart. He comes across very scary and hard but in fact is a bit of a softy as well.
CARA she is a pretty, lovely, girl next door type of person. She is a beautician. She falls for Joe White.
ESMERELDA a palm reader, a typical gypsy style fortune teller.
MO The hooded lady, can be any age. Is into dodgy dealings and works for the stepmother to poison Joe white.
BERT The Butler loyal and quiet. Takes things in without commenting.
Chorus guests at dinner party, street shoppers, people at nightclub. Dancers. Mugger.
- Billionaire – Bruno Mars
- The Lazy Song – Bruno Mars
- Back to Black – Amy Winehouse
- Step by Step – Whitney Houston
- Born this way – Lady Gaga (sung very posh)
- Play that song – Train
- Can’t buy me love – The Beatles
- Roar – Katy Perry
- Dance with me tonight – Olly Murs
- What makes you beautiful – One direction
- Happy – Pharrell Williams
- Rolling in the deep – Adele
- The Snake – Al Wilson
- Love you a little bit more – JLS
- Never say Never – Justin Biebar
- Can’t stop the feeling – Justin Timberlake
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