GOING, GOING, GONE by Garry Bailey


There is trouble and skulduggery afoot for the staff and customers of London based, international fine art auctioneers, ‘Norfolk & Chance.’

The chairman, Lord Greyshot returns from a trip to the USA having married a nymphomaniac former Tennessee Showgirl and he’s now desperate to get rid of her. The deputy chairman, Dudley Davenport has secretly taken on a consignment of stole Cuckoo-Clocks they eventually lay rather surprising eggs!

Things come to  a riotous conclusion when the Fine Art Fraud Squad pay the company a visit and there is someone who will do absolutely anything to get their hands on that undiscovered  Titian masterpiece ‘Polar Bear in a Snow Storm.’



Dudley Davenport.

Two German removal men. *

Mavis Dawkins.

Arthur Pullitt.

Lady Ashfodel. *

Malcolm Lugg.

Lord George Greyshot.

Lady Marcia Greyshot.

Detective Inspector Tripe.

Detective Sergeant Dim.

Henri Le Conq.

(* Very small parts and can be doubled by other members of the cast.)



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