Crystal King – Leading lady. Well spoken, elegant and educated who gains in confidence during the transition from new arrival to owner of the Store. Romantically linked with Anton Du Blanc.
Christopher Black – Manager. A domineering bully who has no business acumen and believes he should have inherited the Store. Romantically linked to Ophelia De Havaland.
Anton Du Blanc – Assistant Manager. An amorous and likeable Frenchman with a poor grip of the English language which results in some humorous conversations. He likes to gesticulate and should be larger than life. He falls in love with Crystal King.
Ophelia De Havaland – Secretary and secret lover of Christopher Black. A slightly ditsy bombshell whose loyalty to Black is put to the test but who ultimately makes up her own mind.
Hayley Thompson – Head of Ladieswear. Older lady, kindly and fair character.
Julie – Shop Assistant Ladieswear. A Walter Mitty character whose life seems full of exciting adventures.
Ellie – Shop Assistant Ladieswear. A woman with a sharp tongue who often resorts to sarcasm to get her point across.
Kate – Pregnant Shop Assistant Ladieswear. Heavily pregnant and must show she is in considerable discomfort throughout the show.
Beth – Shop Assistant Ladieswear. Humorous role with throw away lines.
Dana – Shop Assistant Ladieswear. A slightly dim female who misunderstands the conversations and adds her own slant to the humour. The other assistants tend to ignore her comments.
Larry Moore – Head of Menswear. Older man who finds the job a bit much for him at times.
Kyle – Shop Assistant Menswear. Younger man with colourful character and a penchant for stylish fashionable clothes, plenty of spirit. Humorous role.
Nerys – Shop Assistant Menswear. Humorous role with throwaway lines.
Melanie – Shop Assistant Menswear. Humorous role with throwaway lines.
Graham – Elvis look alike maintenance man. Humorous role.
Poppy = (cameo) Cleaner (Could be played by actor of Melanie or Nerys)
Victor/Victoria Grim – (cameo) Solicitor
Private Investigator (cameo) – Man or woman
Act 1 – 1 hour 5 minutes
Act 2 – 50 minutes
Preview available here