|GRONK||Chairman of the Board. If not smarter than the rest of the board, s/he is at least less stupid.|
|GRUNK||Sibling of Gronk, and actually the most sensible of the board, which is why s/he is the Parliamentarian.|
|GRUB||Member of the board. Not too bright, but makes up for it by being difficult and nasty.|
|UGGUMS||Member of the board. Not much smarter than a fourth grade desk, but enthusiastic.|
|MONGUM||Aspires to be not too bright. Can sometimes manage a stalemate when arguing with driftwood.|
|WALTER||If cavemen had CPAs, Walter would be one. Self-appointed defender of truth, everything must be very precise to satisfy Walter.|
|HARRUMP||Bright, enthusiastic, and soon to be very disillusioned with the way bureaucracy works.|
Note: All characters can be of any gender with a few pronoun changes to the script.
Produced as part of “Atypical Perspectives”, a one-acts production in Maryland (August, 2018).
Approximately 15 minutes
Preview available here