Description
CHARACTERS
| GRONK | Chairman of the Board. If not smarter than the rest of the board, s/he is at least less stupid. |
| GRUNK | Sibling of Gronk, and actually the most sensible of the board, which is why s/he is the Parliamentarian. |
| GRUB | Member of the board. Not too bright, but makes up for it by being difficult and nasty. |
| UGGUMS | Member of the board. Not much smarter than a fourth grade desk, but enthusiastic. |
| MONGUM | Aspires to be not too bright. Can sometimes manage a stalemate when arguing with driftwood. |
| WALTER | If cavemen had CPAs, Walter would be one. Self-appointed defender of truth, everything must be very precise to satisfy Walter. |
| HARRUMP | Bright, enthusiastic, and soon to be very disillusioned with the way bureaucracy works. |
Note: All characters can be of any gender with a few pronoun changes to the script.
PRODUCTION HISTORY
Produced as part of “Atypical Perspectives”, a one-acts production in Maryland (August, 2018).
RUNNING TIME
Approximately 15 minutes
PREVIEW
Preview available here
