BERYL A middle aged woman who still attempts to dress glamorously. Landlady of the Cock and Badger she has reached a stage in life where she is slowly becoming aware that she will never achieve her dreams.
MELVIN A middle aged man and landlord of the Cock and Badger. He and Beryl married later in life after he had spent many years as a single man living with his mother. He has far simpler expectations of life than his wife.
MARY A middle aged or older lady who is a guest at the hotel. She purports to be an animal clairvoyant but this is clearly a new skill for her. She is a little naïve on times.
RODNEY A middle aged or older man who is a guest at the hotel. He is a retired comedian in the style of the sexist British standup comedians and struggles to use his verbal filter.
BETH A woman in her twenties. A university student and guest at the hotel. She is studious and a bit of a know-it-all with no sense of humour.
BRIAN A man in his thirties to forties employed by the brewery as a dray driver. He has spent the weekend trapped in the hotel cellar.
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