by Ian Watson

Suzanne is a Geordie princess in the mould of Cheryl Cole with a dash of Victoria Beckham and a TOWIE girl. She is super-fussy. She has her nails done twice a week and spends her afternoons in the gym but has never sweated in her life. She married some poor rich bloke (PAUL) a year ago but is now about to leave him because, last night, in the heat of passion, he crossed a line in the bedroom that she cannot forgive. She is LIVID! So she’s recording him a goodbye message in his own phone while her nervous designer dog, Mimi, waits for her.



Suzanne – see description above



Approx 5-7 minutes



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