by Jon W. Baker



Andy is a neurotic commitment-phobe. He prides himself on not doing relationships longer than ten days. Then he meets Emma, bright, attractive, optimist  training to be a marriage guidance counsellor

Emma fixes relationships, Andy doesn’t do relationships

Do opposites ever attract? Can the man who never dates, date? And how does the psychologist get together with someone who declares psychology to be the dark art

All will be revealed in this charming, very, very funny romantic comedy for the stage

It’ll make you laugh and cry!



Andy- Scottish, mid twenties.

Emma- English, mid twenties

Phil- English, mid twenties

Hannah- Welsh, mid twenties

Bill and Vera- both eighties



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