by Joe Laredo and Clare George

A modern pantomime running for approximately 120 minutes

4 male, 4 female and 6 M/F parts (including giant and cow)


An original take on the traditional tale, in which nothing is quite as you expect …

 Yes, of course, there’s Jack and his penniless widowed mother, there’s the girl he’s hopelessly in love with, there’s a giant beanstalk and a giant giant.

But there’s also a cow and a cat and a goose. There’s a blundering policeman and a hapless stage manager. There’s an evil landlord (boo, hiss!) and there’s even a pair of ugly sisters thrown in for good measure.

What more could you ask of a panto?

Oh, you could, could you? Well, we’ll see about that …


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